The new River Haven Jail House loos are open for our Cafe & Store guests and already the reviews are breathtaking:
“I would poop here again”. “I laughed- I cried”. “I couldn’t believe what I was seeing”. “So good I let out a groan”.
And inspired by our guest who said “I was on the edge of my seat” we make the following request:
Ladies please sit until you’ve served your full sentence and chaps stand closer because your term is shorter than you realise!
By Order Sheriff Noel.