Phew, wot a relief!

by | Dec 8, 2023

The new River Haven Jail House loos are open for our Cafe & Store guests and already the reviews are breathtaking:

“I would poop here again”.       “I laughed- I cried”.    “I couldn’t believe what I was seeing”.     “So good I let out a groan”.

And inspired by our guest who said “I was on the edge of my seat” we make the following request:

Ladies please sit until you’ve served your full sentence and chaps stand closer because your term is shorter than you realise!

By Order Sheriff Noel.

Jailhouse Loos at River Haven

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